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Stop that, it’s silly

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This one time I had a friend (more…)

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A List of Lists That I Would Totally Read

I read this list on Hellogiggles titled “10 Fun Careers That Don’t Feel Like Work”, and I thought it was fairly awful. It sprinkled some cheery optimism on top of a poorly thought out premise then presented it to the reader as another useless bit of internet fluff to add to clouds of nothing floating about the blogosphere these days.

Not, that I get pleasure in ripping apart articles posted by more successful bloggers than myself… I mean, I do…   but it’s not only that. This list has seriously irked me. (more…)

Hey Destiny, I’m getting real tired of your shit.

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Perhaps I should have named this blog “JoJo Complains about Everything”, because that seems to have been my trend of late. Still, I’m not going to lie here in my comfy hermit’s nest and pretend like I’m some sort of positive minded person. I’ve made no secret of the fact that I find that whole ‘rose tinted’ outlook nauseating and dull. (more…)

I would literally rather do anything other than the things I’m supposed to do

Like, for really though. I spent the last 30 minutes watching blooper reels for shows I’ve never even seen rather than start writing this post. I once wasted an entire evening watching the behind the scenes for The Proposal and then went ahead and watched the behind the scenes for practically every movie Sandra Bullock has ever made, rather than go out to a bar with my actual friends. I have laid in bed composing scenarios in which I might be called upon to save the entire western world, or planning out just exactly what sort of dress I would wear if I was ever to go to the Oscars, instead of attending class. I have scrolled through every available movie option on Netflix, read every single post on my Facebook feed, and clicked through video after pointless YouTube video, all the while that blinking curser judges me from the laptop on my lap and the great book I might someday write remains unwritten. I would rather do anything other than the things I’m supposed to be doing, and I’m not sure I hate it. (more…)

The Three Most Powerful Words in the English Language

Let me first acknowledge the elephant in the room. This post really should have been titled ‘The Most Powerful Three Word Phrase in the English Language” because, as everyone knows, the most powerful three words taken independently are; ‘Free’, ‘Love’, and ‘Blowjob’. While of course the most powerful two word phrase is; ‘your mom’, and the most powerful four word phrase is; ‘only ninety-nine cents’. (Your mom is only ninety-nine cents) (more…)